Letras das músicas de South Park

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 South Park Theme Song, 1ª ou 2ª temporada

I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation

I'm going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night, people spouting: ''Howdy neighbor!''

Heading on up to South Park, see if I can't unwind

( Kenny fala, abafado em seu capuz ):

 I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina. 

 I have got a 10 inch penis, use your mouth if you want to clean it

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

South Park Theme Song, 3ª temporada em diante

I'm going down to South Park gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation

I'm going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking day or night, people spouting: ''Howdy neighbor!''

Heading on up to South Park, see if I can't unwind

( Kenny fala, abafado em seu capuz ):

 I have got a 10 inch penis, use your mouth if you want to clean it

So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine

I'm A Jew

It's hard to be a jew on Christmas

My friends won't let me join in any games

And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree

Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me

My people don't believe in Jesus Crist divinity

I'm a jew, a lonely jew

On Christmas

Hannukah is Nice but why is it

That Santa passes over my house every year

And instead of eating ham, I have to eat kosher latkees

Instead of silent night I'm singing ''Who hach do gaveev''

And what the f**k is up with lighting all these f*****g candles, tell me please

I'm a jew, a lonely jew

I'd be merry

But I'm hebrew

On Christmas

Mountain Town
Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Sharon, Sheila

Stan:  Theres a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Ohhh, the snows pure and White on the earth rich and brown
Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the 3 feet of the snow mean
This is a day when its hard to wear a frooooown
All, the happy people stop to say hello!
Stranger:  Get out of my way!
Stan:  Even though the temperature is low
Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town
Sharon:  Well good morning Stan!
Stan:  Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon:  A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating...
Stan:  But this is going to be the best movie ever!  It's a foreign film
from Canada
Sharon:  All right, all right;  here you go, but be back for supper!
Stan:  Thanks Mom!
Sharon:  Oh what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild
He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooown
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan:  Hi, is your son home?
Ms. McCormick:  I think so... HEY!!! (Stan:  ow) Kenny, wake up... Kenny
dammit come on!
Kenny:  I'm Coming!
Stan:  Kenny the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny: (Mphhhh)
Ms. McCormick:  Where do you think you're going?
Kenny:  I'm going to see this movie
Ms. McCormick:  You can't, you have to go to church!
Kenny;  But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
Ms. McCormick:  Well fine go ahead and miss church;  and then when you
die and go to Hell you
can answer to Satan!
Kenny:  OK!
Stan:  You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don't care
It's a sea of smiles inwhich we'd be glad to drown
Kenny:Mph mph mph mph
Stan:  That's right, its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bread
redneck mountain
tooooown!
Kyle:  OK, Ike lets try this one more time
Ike:  (Indecifrável)
Kyle:  Kick the baby!
Ike:  Don't kick the baby
Kyle:  Kick the baby
Stan:  Kyle, we're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie
Kyle:  Oh my god dude!
Sheila:  Kyle, what's going on?
Kyle:  Nothing, we're going skating now
Sheila:  Oh, well take your little brother out with you
Kyle:  Aw mom, he's not even my real brother, he's adopted
Sheila:  Do as I say, Kyle!
Kyle:  Ok, ok I'm sorry
Sheila:  Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace
Thats why I moved to this redneck meshugannah quiet mountain town
Cartman:  Mom, somebody's at the dooor
Mom, somebody's at the dooor, I Said!
Diane:  Coming hon...
Cartman:  Ahh, I can't see the TV
Generic Reporter (possivelmente Creamy Goodness):  It's been six weeks
since Saddam Hussiein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the worl d is
still glad to be rid of him
Liane:  Oh Look Eric, it's your little friends
Ike:  Buyman...
Cartman:  What are you guys doing here? (vê a reportagem do filme) OH SWEET
DUDE, YES!!!
Four boys:  Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
Cuz the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say!!
And this movie's gonna make our lives comeplete!
Cuz Terrance & Phillip are sweeeeet (Cartman:  Super sweet)
Thank God we live in a quiet little red-neck po-dunk white-trash
(Kenny murmura alguma coisa)
U.S.AAAAAAAAAA.
Stan:  Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance & Phillip: Asses of fire please?
Clerk:  No!

Uncle Fucka
Terrance & Phillip

Terrance:  Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip:  Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(peidos)
Terrance:  Hmm!
(peidos)
(gargalhadas)
(mais peidos)
Dudley Dooright guy:  What's going on here?
(peidos)
Povo:  Oooooooooooooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P:Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance:  uncle fucka)
Terrance:  You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip:  You're an uncle fucker I must say
Terrance: You fucked your uncle yesterday
Todos:  (gargalhadas)
Povo:  Uncle fucka... thats
Todos:  U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip:  ...Suck my balls!

It's Easy, Mmmkay
Mr. Mackey, os quatro garotos, Wendy, Gregory

Mr. Mackey:  There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say, its easy mmkay
Step 1:  Instead of ass say buns, like "Kiss my buns" or "you're a buns
hole"
Step 2:  Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this
"poo is cold"
Step 3:  With bitch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity
Step 4:  Dont say fuck any more cuz fuck is the worst Word that you
can say
So just use the Word mmkay!
Crianças:  We can do it its all up to us-mmkay (mmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today
Mr, Mackey:  you can change it today
Todos:  We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Its easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey:  Step 1
Crianças:  Instead of ass say buns, like Kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
Mr. Mackey:  Step 2
Crianças:  Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is
cold
Mr. Mackey:  Step 3
Crianças:  With bitch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity
Mr. Mackey:  Step 4
Crianças:  Dont say fuck any more
Todos:  Cuz fuck is the worst Word that you can say
Crianças:  Fuck is the worst Word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
Mr. Mackey:  Your cured, you can go!
Todos:  We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmkay!
Crianças:  It's easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey:  It's easy mmkay!
Crianças:  It's easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey:  It's easy mmkaaaaaaaayy
Crianças:  It's easy mm
It's easy mm
It's easy mm
It's easy mmkaaaay
(todos terminam no mesmo tempo)
(risos)
Mr. Mackey:  Mmkay
Mmkay
Mmkay

Blame Canada
Todos os pais e mães

Sheila:  Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon:  Should we blame the government?
Liane:  Or blame society?
Pais:  Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila:  No, blame Canada
Everyone:  Blame Canada
Sheila:  With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone:  Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila:  We need to form a full assault
Todos:  It's Canadas fault!
Sharon:  Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Diane:  And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila:  Well, blame Canada
Todos:  Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Todos:  Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Cara qualquer:  There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick:  My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Todos:  Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila:  Heck no!
Todos:  Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila:  With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Diane:  And that bitch Anne Murray too
Todos:  Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
The laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch
Cartman

Cartman:  Wellllll...
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's mom is a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
For tons kids around the world it might go something like this:
(japoneses cantando)
(holandeses cantando)
(africanos cantando)
Cartman:  Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
(Outras crianças:  Se espantam)
Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking biiiiiiitch
Big old fucking bitch ass mooooom
Yeah
Chaaaa

What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Stan, Kyle e Cartman

Stan:  What would Brian Boitano
If was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Kyle:  When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold
Cartman:  When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
Everyone:  So what would Brian Boitano do
If were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Cartman:  I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
Kyle:  And I just want my mom
to stop fighting everyone
Stan:  For Wendy I'll be an activist too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Todos:  What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
Cartman:  And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublar Kahn
Todos:'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
So let's get all the kids together
For we have to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Up There
Satan The Dark Prince:

Sometimes I think
When I look up real high
That's there's such a big world up there
I'd like to give it a try

But then I sink
Cause it's here I'm supposed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why's it have to be that way?

Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Up there

They say I don't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs
I'm supposed to stay when evil is sown.
But what is evil anyway
Is there reason to the rhyme
"Without evil there could be no good
So it must be good to be evil sometimes"

Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skys are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live up there
Oh I wanna live yeah
I wanna live up there
Oh baby
Oh
I want to live up there

La Resistance
(Medley)
Todo mundo

God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children
Who fight with all our bravery
Till only the righteous stand

You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And can not carry on
Though you die
La Resistance lives on

You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run for
Though you die
La Resistance lives on

Shelia Broflovski:
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Because the country's gone awry
Tomorrow night these freaks will fry.

Os homens de South Park:
Tomorrow night
Our lives will change
Tomorrow night
We'll be entertained
An execution
What a sight
Tomorrow night

Satan The Dark Prince:
Up there, there is so much room
Where baby's burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon

Terrance and Phillip:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker

Phillip:
Looks like we may be out of luck

Terrance:
Tomorrow night we're pretty fucked

Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman:
Why did our mothers start this war
What the fuck are they fighting for
When did this song become a marathon

Satan The Dark Prince, Shelia Broflovski:
I want to live up there
When Canada is dead and gone there'll be no more Celien Dion

They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts you'll laugh
You'll dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes
In war you're shat upon
Though you die
La Resistance lives on

I Can Change
Saddam Hussein

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right
They may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just fuck up
Try as I might

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I swear it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will share it
Any minute now
I will be born again

Yes, I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim
Yes, I'm insane, but it's OK
Cause I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me

But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I know it.
I'll open up my heart
And I will show it
Any minute now
I will be born again

Satan The Dark Prince:
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?

Saddam Hussein:
Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit
Mother Theresa won't have shit on me.

Just watch
Just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing

Hey Satan!

I'm Super

Big Gay Al

Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.

Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to Hell
But how are you?

I'm super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn't be better I must say

I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat

I'm so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk
Can't bring me down

Cantores de fundo:
He's super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say

Big Gay Al:
I'm super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue

I'm super

Cantores de fundo:
In the barracks and the trenches as well

Big Gay Al:
Stick 'em up.

Cantores de fundo:
Big Gay Al says do ask do tell

Big Gay Al:
Skittles

Cantores de fundo:
Yes he's super and he's proud to relay

Big Gay Al:
OK

Cantores de fundo:
Everything is super when you're gay!
When you're gay!

Mountain Town Reprise
Todo mundo

Chef:
Everything worked out
What a happy end
Americans and Canadians are friends again
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down

Pessoas de South Park:
Good Lordy I'm fine!

Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman:
Don't you know
Our little lives are now complete

Shelia Broflovski, Sharon Marsh, Liane Cartman:
Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet.

Shelia Broflovski:
Super sweet.

Pessoas de South Park:
Thank God we live in this
quiet, little, piss-ant, redneck, po-dunk...white trash, kick ass mountain town

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